Hall Winds Up Day Job

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall today dispensed with the hassle of working during the day when he finished his twenty-two year career as a Public Servant. "As a full time football manager I'll have the chance to review all the tapes of the weekend Premier League, Spanish League and A League games, and work on strategies to get Charlie to play like Ronaldiniho" said Hall "so you can see it will be an immense challenge". Hall said he's had a good run with his current day job but a third restructure in three years finally got him. "There's a thirst these days for bringing in new people" said Hall "and the concept of the learning organisation is to get new recruits or consultants to come in and spend six months to learn what your experienced people already knew". Hall said he'd had the pleasure of working with some excellent people and he could have few complaints about the opportunities he'd had over the last nine years with his current employer. "I got a bit emotional yesterday for around fifteen seconds" said Hall "but then I pulled myself together and realised that I've got to remain strong if Rovers are to win Division 7 again".

Hall also confirmed he would be staying on as the Communications Manager for Mark "The Beast" Fatu, who potentially has a promising future in the film and television industry. Hall said the latest idea for a science fiction series Battlestar Spud might just be the breakthrough concept that the market was looking for. "I believe The Beast is going places with some of these ideas he is coming up with" said Hall "and I think it is a matter of time before he hits the jackpot and makes squillions".