With Charlie Smith out of the country and on his way back to sunny Wellington, Portsmouth FC have got "bogged down" in a toilet seat theft by one of their players Glen Johnson. The toilet seat was being nicked from B&Q in Dartford in Kent when incredulous staff stepped in. "We all recognised Johnson but no one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat" said the worker who did not wish to be identified. "This is pretty much on par for Pompey" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "they try to pretend they are a class outfit but they are time and time again dragged back to the sewer". Charlie Smith was unavailable for comment but was understood to have thought the story was a load of crap but Johnson said the incident occurred because he wasn't flush with money.
20 January 2007
Pompey Bogged Down
With Charlie Smith out of the country and on his way back to sunny Wellington, Portsmouth FC have got "bogged down" in a toilet seat theft by one of their players Glen Johnson. The toilet seat was being nicked from B&Q in Dartford in Kent when incredulous staff stepped in. "We all recognised Johnson but no one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat" said the worker who did not wish to be identified. "This is pretty much on par for Pompey" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "they try to pretend they are a class outfit but they are time and time again dragged back to the sewer". Charlie Smith was unavailable for comment but was understood to have thought the story was a load of crap but Johnson said the incident occurred because he wasn't flush with money.
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Toilet Humour
Chris always said Pompey players were the types to rob toilet seats - no class whatsoever
It's the only way Pompey will win anything - steal a toilet seat and mount it as a trophy.
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