Beast Found

Mark "The Beast" Fatu declared through his Hollywood agent that he was available for further indoor matches for Land Rovers. "Yes we didn't hear from him for a few days and we thought one of his ideas for a TV show or film had taken off over on his web blog At Home With The Beast" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "but it turned out he was just having a couple of days off". Fatu is not in the starting line up for the match on Monday against neighbours Sytec but will be recalled for future matches if he doesn't alternatively become an international superstar. "He's definitely got the biggest female following in this team" said Manager Steve Hall "which is saying something when we have crowd pleasers like Eddie Hussey and Ben White in the team".