05 November 2006

Smith Distraught At Pompey Thrashing

Charlie Smith (pictured) went into hiding this morning after Pompey were taken to pieces by a rampant Manchester United at the Theatre Of Dreams. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said he'd not been feeling too clever himself after learning that Port Vale had lost 2 - 1 to Crewe with a 91st minute penalty, but the news that Man U had taken Pompey to the cleaners brought a little bit of light to an otherwise gloomy day. "I'm feeling for Charlie today" said Hall "feeling he might be keeping his trap shut for a few days about how Tony Adams has given Pompey the best defense in the Premiership". Hall said he was expecting a full recovery in all Land Rovers squad members mental health by the time they play Systec tomorrow in a grading match.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They're on their way down

Anonymous said...

Filthy scummer