Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall has a difficult decision to make on whether to select Andy Auer for Wednesday's Grand Final against the Matt Is Mad. Andy went AWOL before the semi-final and failed to show after being selected to play. "Andy assured me he would be there" said Hall "so given we haven't heard from him he'll need to have won a free trip to an island where his cell phone didn't work ".Hall said he had considered making a search of islands in that category but unfortunately money from a Nigerian Backer failed to materialise after promises that Hall had had a windfall from Nigerian royalty. "Fortunately I suspected that my ten million dollar windfall had a hint of a scam about it and didn't send them the two thousand seeding money"confessed Hall "but maybe it wasn't a scam and Andy has cashed in big time". Hall said Auer wasn't out of final contention but looked forward to hearing a plausible story of why he hadn't been in touch.
2 comments:
was being held captive by a supernatural entity - honest
He should stick to the weather
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