Ten Left Feet came to the beautiful Shed 1 stadium today looking for a right result against the Smithless Land Rovers (no that's not our new sponsor- Charlie was away). Looked good for the left footers right from the start as they sneakily kicked off without waiting for the Rovers to organise the team, leaving Rovers one nil down before Rovers had touched the ball. Hall soon made amends for his sloppy pre-match team organisation with a cracking drive into the roof of the net from at least eighty metres on the other side of the harbour (according to him). Rovers stuck to their business and never got distracted very often by the opposition fielding a female player.
"I duffed the start" confessed Hall "but the lads responded well and we got it back in it and led all the way once we sneaked in front at 2 - 1". Hall admitted he lost focus after Riddle went on and on and on and on and on about Southhampton beating Stoke City over the weekend. "I think the lad confuses the wonderful Port Vale football club with those bunch of hacking potty Potters from Britannia Stadium. Robbie Williams would turn in his grave at this type of slur". Hall said he would consider benching Riddle if he compared the Valiants to the old enemy again.
Final Score: Rovers 11 Ten Left Feet 7
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