Smith Unsettled

English import Charles Smith announced today he was not only unsettled at the club, he was unsettled with the whole country. “There’s nothin’ to bleedin’ do in the weekends” said Smith “and people here seem to think that holding a piece of stick by a river is a valid form of entertainment".

Sources close to Smith (his mother-in-law) said that Charlie had found a renewed enthusiasm for English life ever since Portsmouth won three games on the trot. “This will all die down again after Pompey are relegated” she said.

“The lad’s getting distracted by spending so much time on the golf course” said team supremo Hall “he needs to focus his energies on the next match”