Rovers Product Line Launched

Land Rovers marketing manager Noirin Brady announced today a new merchandise line for the Rovers team. As per all sporting merchandise, the Rovers plan to flog off gear produced by cheap foreign slave labour and sell it off at highly inflated prices. “I’m very excited at the new product line which we launched with replica bibs and the Mark Fatu designer singlet”. Brady said she expected the Hussey Bib to do particularly well although anything with the Fatu branding on it was likely to sell like hot cakes given his personal fan base. “We’re looking into the prospect of a Hose waterproof jacket as well” confided Brady “we think Trevor has that rugged sex appeal that will appeal to the anorak market segment”. Recommended retail price for all products is NZ $200 and a number of excited young women have already been phoning to see if they can buy anything that Mark Fatu has sweated on.