29 May 2006
Pollock Pants Prisoner
Rovers Supporters Club President Liz Pollock was today imprisoned in her own pants when a zipper broke leaving her unable to extract herself from her own clothing. "It was one of those bizarre accidents that we would rather not have had spread all over the internet by the media" said Hall "as we know Liz was keen to keep it quiet" Hall advised that all the team were concerned that Pollock may have had a call of nature at any moment so she was immediately sent home to look for some bolt cutters. "We're grateful it wasn't Charlie caught in his shorts" said Hall "it might have been quite delicate extracting him".
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"It's a good thing that two of the requirements for the position of Supporters Club President are;
'Manual Dexterity with Pliers' - in case we don't have enough money for bail and need to break Charlie out of jail and...
A Masters Degree in Public Relations - in order to avoid anything embarrassing being made public about any member of the Club's Executive.
It's always good to know the club are fully behind the philosophy..."
Well, we heard about this incident over here in sunny Texas M'aam and we decided we wanted to go on record to offer support to Ms Pollock at this difficult time.
In fact, we could have been alot more supportive - if she'd been weating a pair of 501's this would never have happened. We believe in a reliable button-fly here in the good ole US of A. Yes Siree. A button fly will never result in a "zipper" incident.
Now you know why I like to wear skirts...
Yes... Clothing "failures" can be very compromising...
I'll sell er some new strides for a good price.
That other David Beckham is an imposter - I don't wear skirts - only frilly undies.
I got stuck in my gloves once - for ten years.
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