25 May 2006

Smith Reshuffled

Rovers Manager Steve Hall announced this morning that Charlies Smith would not be starting in goal in the upcoming rematch semi-final against Infinity. "The lad says he was bored playing there, which probably accounts for how they got eight goals in the last game" reported Hall "so I think we'll have to consider where Charlies will be of best use to the team". Hall denied rumours on the internet that Smith was being dropped so that he could undertake a behavioural modifcation programme aimed at developing greater empathy for referees. "We don't want to curb his natural enthusiasm for the game" said Hall "although perhaps he could leave it out when it comes to giving referees advice on the rules". Smith was unavailable for comment.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll reshuffle him if he keeps this up

Anonymous said...

This team is going to his head - he thinks he's George Best now.