Hall Announces Total Football

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall tonight announced that Land Rovers would be playing total football in the next round against old foe Integen Nets. "These guys are bottom of the table and even lost to the Ice Hockey Marathon running ATFC, so we'll have a good chance to unleash total football on the league for this one". Hall confirmed he had no idea what total football meant in the indoor context, as the team ran all over the place like madmen in all games, so no one would probably notice any difference. "I think that with some of the boys now playing in a rugby team, the danger is that Smithy will take total football to mean rugby tackling people". Hall said Smith tried to tackle Alex Natelli at a recent rugby practice and Natelli showed him a clean pair of heals. "Charlie is not quite as quick as he was in his prime, if indeed he ever had a prime" said Hall. Smith (pictured attempting a tackle) has been rumoured to look like a big girl on the rugby field.