Chris Riddle today put himself on the transfer list looking for a transfer to Jafaland (Auckland). Riddle who has been frustrated by a gammy leg for as long as anyone can remember, has not played for Rovers for several games. "The lad needs major surgery in my opinion" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "and after that he should get his leg fixed". Hall said Riddle would suit an Auckland Indoor Team who wouldn't be too bothered if they never saw him, or could survive with a player who could only kick the ball with his weaker foot. "Chris is the only one who remembers his glory days, but from all acounts he should have played up front for Southampton as he reckons he'd have been a forty goals a season man". Hall said Rovers would consider all offers and if necessary would have a whip round to pay someone to take Riddle on.
20 July 2006
Riddle Transfer Listed
Chris Riddle today put himself on the transfer list looking for a transfer to Jafaland (Auckland). Riddle who has been frustrated by a gammy leg for as long as anyone can remember, has not played for Rovers for several games. "The lad needs major surgery in my opinion" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "and after that he should get his leg fixed". Hall said Riddle would suit an Auckland Indoor Team who wouldn't be too bothered if they never saw him, or could survive with a player who could only kick the ball with his weaker foot. "Chris is the only one who remembers his glory days, but from all acounts he should have played up front for Southampton as he reckons he'd have been a forty goals a season man". Hall said Rovers would consider all offers and if necessary would have a whip round to pay someone to take Riddle on.
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We'll take him off your hand for ten thousand dollars plus five cases of Chardonnay.
I've just heard The Saints are changing their manager again so if Chris wants a job for a few days then he should get his name in now.
There's only one Saint and that is me.
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