12 July 2006
Rovers Pasta Paradise
Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall was digesting what lessons Rovers could be learn from the Italian World Cup win. "I've poured over hours of video footage and analysed screeds of statistics, and the simple truth is it comes down to eating pasta". Hall said Rovers would immediately be starting pasta trials, Smith on Spaghetti, Riddle on Ravioli, Fatu on Fettucine, McIntosh on Mostaccioli.". Hall said initially he couldn't work out what pasta Edwards should trial so had thought of Eggplant as a substitute "but I had a brainwave and it is now Lance on Lasagne". Hall said there was a hint that chocolate would make a performance difference so he would be trying that out himself. "Charlie had offered to try beer as a performance enhancing drug, but the club finances are stretched at the moment and we couldn't afford the first round".
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