Forgettable Experience

Charlie Smith said today that anyone who claims that they remember his farewell function won't have been there. Smith (pictured) only recently back from a frolic round European clubs and bars, said his farewell organiser George "Wannabe" Nash has promised him a good Scottish style farewell which is expected to involve excessive drinking and dancing. "I'm trying to get Chris 'Scummer' Riddle down for the night and of course by then the Rovers will have a championship to celebrate" said Smith. George Nash was unavailable for comment but is thought to have drawn up an itinerary that will ensure Charlie sees as many bars as possible in his send off evening. "I imagine I'll be prominent again on the dance floor at Molly's" said Smith "I've been a big hit there before after I've had a few". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said Smith would be looked after to make sure he didn't do any table top dancing again. "The lad can get a bit carried away and we need to keep him away from impressionable young women" said Hall.