Land Rovers utility Charlie Smith was this morning ecstatic that the Poms had beaten the Aussies to win the tri-nations cricket. "I was worried about moving to Perth when all England were known for was losing" said Smith "but the boys have pulled one out of the fire and now I can go over to Perth and wind people up for the rest of the year". Smith said the icing on the cake would be England winning both the cricket and rugby world cups. "I've long since given up on England winning the real World Cup" said Smith "but victory in the cricket and rugby will be a reasonable substitute". Smith said he planned to celebrate the cricket today loudly with family and friends.
12 February 2007
Smith Ecstatic
Land Rovers utility Charlie Smith was this morning ecstatic that the Poms had beaten the Aussies to win the tri-nations cricket. "I was worried about moving to Perth when all England were known for was losing" said Smith "but the boys have pulled one out of the fire and now I can go over to Perth and wind people up for the rest of the year". Smith said the icing on the cake would be England winning both the cricket and rugby world cups. "I've long since given up on England winning the real World Cup" said Smith "but victory in the cricket and rugby will be a reasonable substitute". Smith said he planned to celebrate the cricket today loudly with family and friends.
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One Day Wonders
England won't win any further World Cups in anything.
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