Smith Farewell Cancelled

The farewell for Charlie Smith was called off today after Smith revealed he had a double booking with "The Mrs". Farewell organiser and Land Rovers wannabe George "Sign The Contract Here" Nash said he was astounded that Smith had built up the event for six months only to want to spend the night with his wife. "What sort of an excuse is that" said Nash "he has the rest of his life to spend with his Mrs and all we were asking was to have a few quiets over ten or eleven hours". Smith said it was a tough call to make going out with the lads or spending a night in with the old lady. "I didn't take this decision lightly" said Smith "I weighed up having a few pints and put that against watching the tele at home, and the tele won".