The send off for Charles Smith proved to be a quiet affair with only thirty or forty handles being consumed by Smith. "I don't think he really got into his stride" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "I didn't see him dancing at any point and at no time did he stand on the table or remove items of clothing". Smith may well have been saving himself for his arrival in Perth, where he already had legendary status due to his contributions to the Pompey supporters blog. "It was good to know they had enough Pompey supporters in Perth to have a club" said Smith "but I had a good night last night and didn't run into a single scummer all evening". Smith said Wellington would miss is charisma and the Wellington social scene would never be quite the same again. Hall confirmed Smith had a certain special quality to his personality that he wouldn't put his finger on. "You can't imagine Charlie ever having a quiet night out" said Hall "and by his own admission he is a magnet, but what for we're still trying to identify".In other news, Smith was already having an impact on his new country after Australia got hammered by ten wickets in the cricket. "Wherever Charlie goes, national lack of success seems to follow" said Hall "so I can't see Oz winning anything for years now".
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