Elton in Town - Not The One Who Supports Watford

Land Rovers Supporters Club President confirmed this afternoon that an entourage from the club would be meeting with Ben Elton this evening at the intimate Michael Fowler Centre. "I have no idea if he plays football" said Liz "but I know like me he was a big fan of Margaret Thatcher". Elton who was involved with Andrew Lloyd Webber in the musical "The Beautiful Game" was not asked to turn up and play for Rovers as a star turn. "Apparently he wasn't a big enough name" said Pollock "he only has eight letters in his name all up and Roman Arkadievich Abramovich is not only a bigger name but he has more money". Pollock declined to comment on whether Abramovich was interested in pouring money into Rovers.