Charles Smith today distanced himself from match fixing allegations saying “There’s no way I was anywhere near a dozen Heineken”. Unfortunately for Smith, the media soon came into possession of a photo of him leaning against a dozen Heineken. “It’s clearly been air brushed” said Rovers Manager Hall “the real Charlie isn’t that photogenic”. Hall said this was another clear case of a media beat up on the Rovers club. “Do they seriously think Charlie would throw a game against Ten Left Feet for a dozen Heineken” said Hall “it would be a scandalous over-payment when everyone knows Charlie would throw a game for just a bottle”.
17 July 2006
Match Fixing Allegations Won't Go Away
Charles Smith today distanced himself from match fixing allegations saying “There’s no way I was anywhere near a dozen Heineken”. Unfortunately for Smith, the media soon came into possession of a photo of him leaning against a dozen Heineken. “It’s clearly been air brushed” said Rovers Manager Hall “the real Charlie isn’t that photogenic”. Hall said this was another clear case of a media beat up on the Rovers club. “Do they seriously think Charlie would throw a game against Ten Left Feet for a dozen Heineken” said Hall “it would be a scandalous over-payment when everyone knows Charlie would throw a game for just a bottle”.
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..allo gorgeous...wanna leave yer shoes under my bed? ...eh? ...eh? ...Wot? ..oh right.. ...well, 'es all right mate... Charleesh a good lad... ...a diamond gee gee geezer... We'd like to sponsor 'im - but we ain't got enuff (hic) beer...
He looks a fine specimen to me
Charlies has that innocent looking face - he doesn't look like he could steal a newspaper off a cripple.
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