Rossiter Rejects Wrestling Rigmarole

Land Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter tonight rejected the suggestion that Land Rovers should enter the Pro Wrestling circuit by promoting Mark "The Beast" Fatu. "Obviously we're aware of the pro wrestling link with Sam Fatu (pictured), but our business plan is aimed at becoming the top indoor football team in Wellington, and the board feels that a diversion into pro wrestling will distract us from our overall vision". Mark Fatu said he was relieved to hear that his pro wrestling career was on hold "I wasn't looking forward to a Full Nelson, Split-Legged Moonsault or the Tombstone Piledriver, I might have got hurt". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said he was never convinced that wrestling was a good idea and Rovers should stick to their knitting. "Let's face it with Charlie and Chris in the team, it often looks more like pro wrestling than indoor football anyway".