Smith Claims Magical Powers

A severely hung over Charlie Smith claimed that his magical powers as a football supporter helped Pompey snatch a vital point from Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium this morning (Shed 1 Time). "We got off to a good start and were two - nil up with a bit of help from my vocal chords" said Smith "but then I did a streak and it seemed to revive the Arse and they got a couple of goals back". Smith also confessed exclusively to this blog that he sneaked down to Scumland during the week to "check out the talent". This is a remarkable confession as every Pompey supporter knows that Southampton 'talent' looks like an overweight Russian body building champion with pimples. "I'll be sending some photos over as a record of my adventures" said Smith "and wish the Rovers all the best for their top of the table clash against Post-It tomorrow". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said he felt safer with Smith on the other side of the world adding "I think I've found a new player to replace Smith who will keep a lower profile".