18 February 2007

Mystery Matt Breaks Toe

Three days out from the final against Ten Left Feet, star striker Mystery Matt has broken his toe in an outdoor five a side game. "The lad is quite keen on the game but he was out training against orders" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "and now he'll be out until after the final". Hall said Rovers were underdogs for the final anyway so this would certainly make Ten Left Feet favourite with the bookmakers. "I'm looking at our options after this news" said Hall "but I haven't yet contemplated bringing Charlie Smith back as our strike force as he lacks the agility of Mystery Matt". Hall said he had a few tricks up his sleeve yet and was in talks with several quality players about stepping up for the Rovers. "We've been talking to Zephyr about a potential sponsorship for next season and strengthening the squad has been one of the items that we've considered" said Hall "it might just have to happen sooner rather than later".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He might be as slow as everyone else after that