14 February 2007

Rovers Future To Be Reviewed

Land Rovers have announced a review this morning in light of the fact that the club needs to access what management structure will best fulfil the vision of being the best club in Wellington by 2030. "We have always said we'd like to avoid a restructure" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall (pictured) "but with our Chairman Deano moving to Oz and me having moved on to a new day job, now is a good time to review whether Rovers should continue and if so under what structure". Hall said he'd asked the marketing arm to come up with a slogan for the review and after many hours down at a local bar, they'd come up with 'great to brilliant' as the branding name. "I'm not much for these labels myself and we had to rein ourselves in from calling it Valentine's Day Massacre" said Hall "but you can be sure we'll be consulting people on this review before we implement the decision we made last week". Hall said boxes of continental chocolates might influence decision making but sending flowers would be a complete waste of time.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's easy really - a Wellington team in the A League, Team Wellington in the National League and Rovers in an Indoor League, all branded under the Rovers banner. All that is needed is about ten million.

Anonymous said...

Hall is a legend