Elusive Land Rovers Club Psychic Slick Ultra was today featured on the Stuff web site after he failed to accurately predict that the photographer would take a photo as he walked by. "He was a sharp eyed guy and I can only assume he did some psychic counter blocking to prevent me foreseeing what was going to happen" said Ultra. Manager Hall was still sceptical about Ultra's pre-cognitive powers "If he was so good he would have known where the ball was going when he played in goal for us" said Hall "and he would have just gone there a minute before the shot went in". Hall however conceded that the photo of Ultra was blurred and the possibility that this was created by a backward projected tachyon mind wave could not entirely be ruled out. "We need to keep him on in case Infinity start using Uri Geller to bend the goal round the ball" suggested Hall.
The photo reached $2.75 tonight on the Trade Me web site as Slick had a fierce bidding war with another Slick Ultra from a parallel universe. A mind meld with the other Ultra revealed England have won the last ten World Cup finals in that universe and Land Rovers are the strongest indoor team in the world. Slick was currently endeavouring to ascertain how he'd met Pamela Anderson in the other world in the hope of applying this knowledge in the real world.
2 comments:
I knew you were going to publish this story
Ere - what is he doing on my station - ee's banned.
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