Lands Rovers manager Steve Hall today cancelled a proposed team training run in the Terrace motor way tunnel. "We were going to jog through there to get the boys adrenaline going for the semi-final on Wednesday, but we heard over night that a party of four year olds went through there yesterday and we think now it will be too dangerous dodging high speed cars and toddlers". Hall denied it was a publicity stunt designed to improve ticket sales for the semi-final against Infinity "They don't even sell tickets to our games, in fact the have the temerity to make us pay to play". Hall confirmed that Rovers were looking to exploit the popularity of Mark "the beast" Fatu, but a plan to sell his body on Trade Me had got bogged down in red tape. "Apparently they thought it was akin to the slave trade" confirmed Hall.
02 June 2006
Tunnel Training Cancelled
Lands Rovers manager Steve Hall today cancelled a proposed team training run in the Terrace motor way tunnel. "We were going to jog through there to get the boys adrenaline going for the semi-final on Wednesday, but we heard over night that a party of four year olds went through there yesterday and we think now it will be too dangerous dodging high speed cars and toddlers". Hall denied it was a publicity stunt designed to improve ticket sales for the semi-final against Infinity "They don't even sell tickets to our games, in fact the have the temerity to make us pay to play". Hall confirmed that Rovers were looking to exploit the popularity of Mark "the beast" Fatu, but a plan to sell his body on Trade Me had got bogged down in red tape. "Apparently they thought it was akin to the slave trade" confirmed Hall.
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"Contrary to reports circulating in the media and on the net, Ms Anderson is not interested in purchasing "The Beast".
However, she would be interested in a short term lease arrangement... ...there may be an opportunity for "The Beast" in a co-starring role in a home movie project she is currently working on"
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