13 June 2006

Roos Pull Through

Land Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter was a relieved man today as Oztralia came from behind to beat Japan with three late goals. "We wuz out of it I thought" said Rossiter "until Cahill got stuck in and scored those two goals". Tomorrow Brazil make their debut in the tournament and Rovers Manager Steve Hall will be looking for pointers from the World Champions. "Everyone knows we want to be the best five a side team in Wellington by 2030, but we have ambitions beyond that to be the best in New Zealand by 2050. We're going to need to adopt Brazillian skills to achieve that and I have in mind a daily ball juggling routine for the likes of Smithy to build his balance and ball control. Heaven knows what we're going to do about his lack of vision but you've got to start somewhere". Smith said through his agent that he was underwhelmed by the proposal, but would not comment on the record for fear of being droppped.

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