Charlie Smith (pictured) was missing this morning in the Big Smoke of Auckland, after learning his beloved Pompey had lost 2 - 1 to Chelski in a Premier League fixture at Stamford Bridge. "We're very worried" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "he was last seen in the company of a very unsavoury looking character who we think was Chris Riddle, and who knows what damage they might have done to the city". Hall asked Rovers supporters in Auckland to look out for the tell tale signs of a trail of devastation, most likely around bars that cater for English football holligan types. "We just hope we find him before he does some interior redesign on a pub" said Hall "but it could have been worse, at least Pompey weren't playing the Saints". Hall said Smith would no doubt surface and it might be just as well he was moving to the Wild West of Perth as New Zealand could only take so much of this.
22 October 2006
Smith Missing
Charlie Smith (pictured) was missing this morning in the Big Smoke of Auckland, after learning his beloved Pompey had lost 2 - 1 to Chelski in a Premier League fixture at Stamford Bridge. "We're very worried" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "he was last seen in the company of a very unsavoury looking character who we think was Chris Riddle, and who knows what damage they might have done to the city". Hall asked Rovers supporters in Auckland to look out for the tell tale signs of a trail of devastation, most likely around bars that cater for English football holligan types. "We just hope we find him before he does some interior redesign on a pub" said Hall "but it could have been worse, at least Pompey weren't playing the Saints". Hall said Smith would no doubt surface and it might be just as well he was moving to the Wild West of Perth as New Zealand could only take so much of this.
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Charlie is missing??? Auckland is in terrible danger - find him!!!!!!!!
He's locked in my basement. Leave one cheeseburger and a bottle of JD in a plain carrier bag under the goals of the old playing field at midnight tonight or Smithy gets it.
Dodgey bloke - you saved the city - you're a hero!!!
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