Land Rovers star player and acting manager Eddie Hussey today suggested that Land Rovers had failed in their semi-final against Infinity because they lacked the quality of a striker like Peter Crouch. Crouch spectacularly missed an attempt on goal this morning when his legs somehow got in the way of his feet. England went on to win with Crouch wisely using his head to score. "We don't have a player in our side who can do that manouevre" said Hussey "although Chris Riddle reportedly does a good imitation after a few pints". Hussey said that Rovers would be practicing "the crouch" over the weekend as it was important for Rovers to be using state of the art techniques when missing goals. "Let's face it" said Hussey "you'd never actually do that if you wanted to score".
16 June 2006
"Crouchless" Hussey
Land Rovers star player and acting manager Eddie Hussey today suggested that Land Rovers had failed in their semi-final against Infinity because they lacked the quality of a striker like Peter Crouch. Crouch spectacularly missed an attempt on goal this morning when his legs somehow got in the way of his feet. England went on to win with Crouch wisely using his head to score. "We don't have a player in our side who can do that manouevre" said Hussey "although Chris Riddle reportedly does a good imitation after a few pints". Hussey said that Rovers would be practicing "the crouch" over the weekend as it was important for Rovers to be using state of the art techniques when missing goals. "Let's face it" said Hussey "you'd never actually do that if you wanted to score".
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Now if Only Charlie could do that
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