05 July 2006

Hiding

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall was tonight in hiding after an 18 - 4 demolition of the Rovers at the hands of the Giants. "We have every confidence in our manager" said Chairman Rossiter "we're 100% behind him". The Giants turned out to be former division 1 winners who have slipped down to Division 3. Fortunately that is the last grading game and the Rovers are back in familiar territory in Division 7 next week. If Hall is ever located, he'll need to select his starting line up from the wealth of talent that has been lining up for Rovers in the grading rounds. "The 2030 vision to be best team might suffer some slippage this week, 2080 is starting to look more realistic" said Rossiter.

Final Score: Land Rovers 4 Giants 18

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hall should have been playing 4 - 5 -1 as that would be very effective in five a side football.