Charles Smith this evening categorically denied media speculation that he was confused about his gender identity. "Recent reports in the media have wounded me but you won't see wandering around in a kaftan at the next Rovers match, there's no confusion here on my part" growled Smith. Rovers Manager Hall confirmed that whilst Smith had being playing rugby, there was no evidence at this early stage that he might turn into a big girl. "I think providing Charlie plays rugby only for a season or two, he should lead a normal life" said Hall "but it has to be appreciated that if you're in too many scrums with your head in those unnatural positions, it can grind you down". Hall said cauliflower ears were a bigger worry for Smith at this early stage.In other news and a world first for a Scotsman, George Nash provided a decent scoff
at morning tea. A spokesmen for Nash said through an interpreter that he got confused by the new coins out today and had only intended to provide one sausage roll, not one whole box of them. A spokesmen for the local Caledonian Society said this sort of thing needed to be stamped out as it risked generosity breaking out. "What next" said the spokesmen "they'll be expecting us to buy a round at the pub next".
2 comments:
maybe Mr. Hall is merely trying to deflect his own in-securities about his sexuality!!!
My Charlie is no gender bender.
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