25 July 2006

Legend Says Nothing New In Wearing Dresses

Drinking Legend and Land Rovers wannabe George Nash said today that there was nothing new in men wearing dresses. "A man wears a dress in Wellington and it is front page of the local newspaper, but in Scotland we wear dresses all the time" said Nash.

Charles Smith when asked for comment said "They do some funny things in Jockland, and wearing dresses and blouses is all part of the Jock culture. If you think that's bad they blow on the end of this bag thing even when they're not driving a car or talking to a Policeman. It makes an 'orrible noise". Smith said he'd rather be seen blowing into a didgeridoo than a bagpipe, "at least a digeriwhatyamacallit makes a decent sound".

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're not getting my Charlie into that clobber.

Anonymous said...

I cannae understand why everyone doesn't love the bagpipes.

Anonymous said...

Haven't seen Nash in a dress yet.

Anonymous said...

Not bad legs those

Anonymous said...

I like the look - what do you wear under it??