11 July 2006

Pollock Dazed And Confused

Rovers Supporters Club President Liz Pollock was reportedly having difficulty reconcilling supporting two teams in division 7 of Wellington Indoor Soccer. "She's showing signs of losing the plot" said Acting Rovers Manager Charles Smith "she wore Silver Moon Boots to work yesterday and went round telling everyone it was one small step for women but one giant leap for womankind". Sports Pyschologist Liz O'Brien was not immediately available to assist Pollock with some retail therapy but was understood to be willing to assist Pollock on a shopping spree of capital shoe shops if required. Keen bargain hunters with a leaning towards luna walk fantasies should watch Trade Me in the coming hours for a pair of bargain silver boots (pictured).

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey they are my boots - send them back before I call the Moon Cops.

Anonymous said...

Sweetie darling - they were silver "rock chick" boots... ...this from a man who thinks Largerfeld is German beer!! Honestly, Charlie knows nothing about fashion...

The boots were *so* Christian Lacroix, so Jean Paul Gaultier (...in his Fifth Element period) and so Vivienne Westwood.

I'm only disappoimted that Prada don't do a matching handbag. ...although I have been advised that Bacofoil or NASA might...

Anonymous said...

Hand Bags are for rugby players.

Anonymous said...

Didn't I sau something like that?

Anonymous said...

I don't know what she was thinking of.

Anonymous said...

What next - silver hair??

Anonymous said...

Let's face it - silver moon boots a soooooo 1969