18 July 2006

Rovers Cleared Of Bribery and Corruption

An independent investigation today cleared Land Rovers of throwing a game against Ten Left Feet last week. Whilst it was acknowledged that Rovers performance against Ten Left Feet left a lot to be desired, no evidence was found whatsoever that acting manager Charlie Smith had arranged to throw the game in exchange for beer. "As I've said all along this was media hysteria, Charlie won the beer fair and square by correctly predicting France would beat Brazil. Now all that remains is for him to pay up his bets to me that England would win the World Cup and that Liverpool would win the league" said Hall "I've noticed he seems to be slow at coughing up".

Rovers take on Assure United at the Shed of Dreams, a team that walloped Rovers only three weeks ago. Rovers have four regular players out and have been struggling to regain last seasons form. Manager Hall said he was hoping for an improved performance tomorrow but realistically it would be a tough encouter given that the team was changing every week. "At least we didn't get relegated like Juventus, although it will be a hard slog for a top four place the way we're going" said Hall.

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