30 July 2006

Rovers Squad Pass Testosterone Test

After recent doubts about Charlie Smith, Land Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter today confirmed that the whole squad had testosterone. "We can confirm that all the Rovers squad have at least some testosterone" said Rossiter "although Mark "The Beast' Fatu could well consider taking up professional cycling if he bulks up anymore". Charles Smith said recent reports that he looked like a big girl on the rugby pitch had hurt "It's tough in those line outs, those guys I'm lifting are hardly ballerinas you know".

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