Airhead Jordan Range Launched

Land Rovers Marketing Manager Heather Fernandes announced this afternoon that Rovers were to launch a clothing range outside their usual sports range. “We wanted to freshen the brand, diversify our range and bring some vitality and edge to it” said Fernandes “it lacked freshness focusing on sweaty sporting gear and we wanted to aim for the youth casual clothing market”. Fortunately along came Jordan Petersen, part of the Land Rovers Youth Development squad who agreed at short notice to model the new clothing. “I’m a bit of a young lad around town” said Petersen “but the thought of having my own "Airhead" Jordan range meant I’d have an additional edge with the young upwardly mobile nubile blonde set”. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said he hoped this wouldn’t be the beginning of the slide for Petersen as previously experienced by George Best “There’s plenty of time for chasing women after he’s too old to play footy, I think he should buckle down for the next forty years and focus on improving his ball skills” proclaimed Hall.