Rovers Don't Have A Brass Razoo

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said this morning from his swanky dockside apartment in Sydney that suggestions that anyone from the Land Rovers club is involved in corruption are ludicrous. Hall in Sydney to look at Indoor Football Management techniques for the new age said the club didn’t have enough money to buy team shorts, so was hardly likely to be able to afford the kind of cash needed to bribe officials in New South Wales. “We’ve taken a moral stand on bribing officials because we don’t generate enough cash to bribe my mum, never mind a Sydney politician”. Hall said the pursuit of a replacement for Chris Riddle hadn’t gone well and he would almost certainly come home empty handed. “I’ve looked at some players over here but typically they’re looking at transfer fee of at least a brass razoo, and unfortunately that’s out of our league”. Hall said he would return to New Zealand later in the week after the cocktails ran out.