Land Rovers Marketing Manager Heather Fernades returned from Sydney last night saying that Sydney was a hard market to crack. "I worked hard over there and had up to five lunches a day to push the product" said Fernenades "but they're a bit slow on the uptake so I think I'll need to go back about five times to really see the dividends come through". Land Rovers Manager wasn't too worried about Sydney saying things were looking up in the Canberra market "It's a Government town so they're bound relate better to the Rovers brand" said Hall "I mean Sydney was almost as bad as Auckland although the taxi drivers were only half crazy over there". Rovers are looking to sell a container load of old sweaty socks via a Nigerian agent and were now pinning their hopes on finding someone on the internet who was a few bricks short of a picnic.
31 August 2006
Fernandes "Sydney Was A Hard Market To Crack"
Land Rovers Marketing Manager Heather Fernades returned from Sydney last night saying that Sydney was a hard market to crack. "I worked hard over there and had up to five lunches a day to push the product" said Fernenades "but they're a bit slow on the uptake so I think I'll need to go back about five times to really see the dividends come through". Land Rovers Manager wasn't too worried about Sydney saying things were looking up in the Canberra market "It's a Government town so they're bound relate better to the Rovers brand" said Hall "I mean Sydney was almost as bad as Auckland although the taxi drivers were only half crazy over there". Rovers are looking to sell a container load of old sweaty socks via a Nigerian agent and were now pinning their hopes on finding someone on the internet who was a few bricks short of a picnic.
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They only have alien life forms there
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