Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said this morning that a previously unknown group Bald Men Against Charity Hair Removal had backed his stand against the recent shaving for charity craze. ''It's heartening to see that not everyone is willing to put up with this shameless exploitation of men for what they allege is a good casue''. A spokesmen for the Bald Men group Mr Chris Riddle (pictured) spoke exclusively to anyone who'd talk to him ''I don't think these people understand the hurt that hair loss can cause ''said Riddle ''I was devasted to lose my long blonde mullett last week. Charity organiser Harriet Porter could not be contacted but was believed to be playing Quidditch on her country estate.
24 August 2006
The Hairless Fight Back
Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said this morning that a previously unknown group Bald Men Against Charity Hair Removal had backed his stand against the recent shaving for charity craze. ''It's heartening to see that not everyone is willing to put up with this shameless exploitation of men for what they allege is a good casue''. A spokesmen for the Bald Men group Mr Chris Riddle (pictured) spoke exclusively to anyone who'd talk to him ''I don't think these people understand the hurt that hair loss can cause ''said Riddle ''I was devasted to lose my long blonde mullett last week. Charity organiser Harriet Porter could not be contacted but was believed to be playing Quidditch on her country estate.
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