Previously secret plans for Land Rovers to enter the Sydney Indoor Football league were unexpectedly revealed this afternoon when Land Rovers Director of Football Nikki File (pictured) was declined permission to leave New Zealand for Sydney after suggestions that she had electronically tampered with the New South Wales Football pools. "I completely deny these allegations" said File "I don't even know what football pools are". Land Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter said the allegations were nonsense and the idea that Rovers were going to suddenly leap out of Division 7 in Wellington into the Sydney football league were the "fantasies of some media drongo". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall could not be located at his Sydney hideaway for comment.
29 August 2006
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Previously secret plans for Land Rovers to enter the Sydney Indoor Football league were unexpectedly revealed this afternoon when Land Rovers Director of Football Nikki File (pictured) was declined permission to leave New Zealand for Sydney after suggestions that she had electronically tampered with the New South Wales Football pools. "I completely deny these allegations" said File "I don't even know what football pools are". Land Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter said the allegations were nonsense and the idea that Rovers were going to suddenly leap out of Division 7 in Wellington into the Sydney football league were the "fantasies of some media drongo". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall could not be located at his Sydney hideaway for comment.
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Nikki's not bent - she's lovely.
She's Hot
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