Petersen "We're Just Good Friends"

"We're just good friends" said Jordan Peterson when asked who the person was he was snapped at Dockside with on Friday evening "we used to share lipstick and that sort of thing when I lived in Napier". Petersen said he had a good night out with the boys, caused a more than a few sideways glances with his in depth knowledge of cosmetics and hand bags. "I'n not sure what is going on there" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "but I could swear I caught young Jordan giving the odd admiring glance at earings and necklaces and that sort of stuff". Hall said he would get Charlie Smith to talk to young Jordan at rugby practice and "toughen him up".

In other news, Charles Smith declared a national day of celebration as Pompey went top of the premier league with a 3 - 0 drubbing of that lesser known Rovers outfit Blackburn. "I know Blackburn got a bit of publicity when Ryan Nelson went there, but they're hardly as famous as Land Rovers, a name known all over the world" said Hall "and frankly if Pompey beat you three - nil then it could be a long season indeed". Smith could not be contacted although reports of sky rockets going off continually near his home are still being investigated.