Attempt_Terminate Football Club were this morning attempting to terminate their game with Land Rovers due to lack of playing personnel. “We sent our full back and goalkeeper to Dubai on a job, and our striker is in France” said ATFC Manager Jason Pollock “and I just heard the midfield is locked in an all night session of World Of Warcraft that has spilled over into the day”. Pollock said he was currently running his server rack out of his lounge and had "other things on his mind". ATFC could become the first indoor team to cry off due to international fixture congestion. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall was incredulous “These guys can apparently run an international operation but can’t organise five guys to turn up for indoor soccer”. Hall said he would loan players to ATFC provided they forfeit the points before kick off, otherwise Rovers would play however many ATFC "jetsetters" turned up.
14 August 2006
ATFC Claim "International Commitments"
Attempt_Terminate Football Club were this morning attempting to terminate their game with Land Rovers due to lack of playing personnel. “We sent our full back and goalkeeper to Dubai on a job, and our striker is in France” said ATFC Manager Jason Pollock “and I just heard the midfield is locked in an all night session of World Of Warcraft that has spilled over into the day”. Pollock said he was currently running his server rack out of his lounge and had "other things on his mind". ATFC could become the first indoor team to cry off due to international fixture congestion. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall was incredulous “These guys can apparently run an international operation but can’t organise five guys to turn up for indoor soccer”. Hall said he would loan players to ATFC provided they forfeit the points before kick off, otherwise Rovers would play however many ATFC "jetsetters" turned up.
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