Fernandes Fires Up Sydney

A recent upsurge in interest from Australia has been demonstrated by an increased number of visitors from Canberra to the Land Rovers website. "We didn't want to send anyone to Canberra for obvious reasons, so we've rushed Heather to Sydney instead" said Land Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter. Land Rovers manager Steve Hall himself in Sydney at the moment, said the web site had recently been visited by people from Haifa and Canberra, the two places on earth no one would want to be.

Fernandes said she was looking to up the market interest in Land Rovers, but it was hard going as Australians tended to be slow on the uptake. Dean Rossiter said that Fernandes had better be careful how she phrased her reports given he had leanings towards being Australian himself. Fernandes had no current plans to spend time in Haifa, and wanted to keep it that way so would fudge her reports to Rossiter to keep him happy. Fernandes was out on the town this evening purchasing bling.