Mark Fatu today broke the hearts of his legions of female followers when he announced he was getting shacked up a fortnight tomorrow. Fatu whose blog “At Home With The Beast” has just passed the million visitor mark said he hoped the news didn’t impact on his plans to be an internet superstar. “I never expected my blog to be so popular” said Fatu “after all it took the Land Rovers four months to have 1500 visitors and I had a million in about a quarter of the time”. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall wished Fatu all the best and said that Fatu was a self promotional genius, even timing the announcement of his wedding to gain maximum media and internet exposure. “A lot of people think Mark is a quiet kind of guy” said Hall “and are totally unaware he has this powerful ambition to be an internet superstar”. Fatu said his earlier aim to be a TV star by Christmas have been put on hold until he can get a New Zealand television network to listen to sense. He was currently talking with a reality show producer to see if a series on his honeymoon would attract any TV interest, although the suggestion that Marc Ellis and Mathew Ridge would need to appear on the show had given him second thoughts.
29 September 2006
Aha Shake Heartbreak
Mark Fatu today broke the hearts of his legions of female followers when he announced he was getting shacked up a fortnight tomorrow. Fatu whose blog “At Home With The Beast” has just passed the million visitor mark said he hoped the news didn’t impact on his plans to be an internet superstar. “I never expected my blog to be so popular” said Fatu “after all it took the Land Rovers four months to have 1500 visitors and I had a million in about a quarter of the time”. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall wished Fatu all the best and said that Fatu was a self promotional genius, even timing the announcement of his wedding to gain maximum media and internet exposure. “A lot of people think Mark is a quiet kind of guy” said Hall “and are totally unaware he has this powerful ambition to be an internet superstar”. Fatu said his earlier aim to be a TV star by Christmas have been put on hold until he can get a New Zealand television network to listen to sense. He was currently talking with a reality show producer to see if a series on his honeymoon would attract any TV interest, although the suggestion that Marc Ellis and Mathew Ridge would need to appear on the show had given him second thoughts.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Hi World - you're all invited to the stag party.
Post a Comment