Shed Of Dreams Goneburger

Wellington Regional Council announced this morning that the Shed of Dreams would be demolished to make way for a Hilton Hotel. "Obviously we'd heard of the proposal" said Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter "but this is Wellington and we thought it would be tied up in red tape by Waterfront Watch for another fifty years". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall welcomed the upgrade of facilities and the potential now for Paris Hilton to visit the city. "Toilet and Bar facilities are long overdue down at the Shed" said Hall "although I must admit it is going to be tricky playing the matches around the guests in the lobby of the hotel, especially if Paris Hilton turns up". Hall said he expected the council would now come under pressure to move the games back into the events centre or another suitable venue. Sources who did not want to be named in the industry expected an appeal to be lodged.