Portsmouth Manag
er Harry
Redknapp (pictured left) advised Pompey supporters to watch the BBC One Panorama probe into illegal payments in football and insisted: "I am a million per cent innocent". Meanwhile on the other side of the world Charles Smith (pictured below) pleaded guilty to being a million percent impressed
with Pompey's 1 - 0 win against Charlton to go top of the Premier League. "It's just as well Land Rovers don't have a game this week" said Smith "because I declaring a week of celebrations". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said he was a zillion percent certain that he wasn't taking backhanders for Smith's transfer to Perth. "With Smith on this Pompey high" said Hall "we might have to pay someone in Perth to make sure he actually leaves town". Smith said he'd probably celebrate with a quiet couple of dozen beers.
er Harry Redknapp (pictured left) advised Pompey supporters to watch the BBC One Panorama probe into illegal payments in football and insisted: "I am a million per cent innocent". Meanwhile on the other side of the world Charles Smith (pictured below) pleaded guilty to being a million percent impressed
with Pompey's 1 - 0 win against Charlton to go top of the Premier League. "It's just as well Land Rovers don't have a game this week" said Smith "because I declaring a week of celebrations". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said he was a zillion percent certain that he wasn't taking backhanders for Smith's transfer to Perth. "With Smith on this Pompey high" said Hall "we might have to pay someone in Perth to make sure he actually leaves town". Smith said he'd probably celebrate with a quiet couple of dozen beers.
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This can't be happening
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