Charlie Smith gloated this morning that Portsmouth had the best defence in the known universe as Pompey went second in the English Premier league with no goals scored against. "Pompey don't play like robots" said Smith in a clear reference to the plan to replace him with a robot by 2030 "although the Saints look a bit repetitive most of the time so perhaps Riddle was a robot prototype". Chris Riddle was lost somewhere in Jafaland but Smith said he would be catching up with him in a few weeks to point out Pompey's league position. Meanwhile Smith was amusing himself by talking to anyone that would listen about how Portsmouth are going to win the league. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall would only say that Smith was a bit "excitable" and should have a nice cup of tea.
12 September 2006
Smith Gloats
Charlie Smith gloated this morning that Portsmouth had the best defence in the known universe as Pompey went second in the English Premier league with no goals scored against. "Pompey don't play like robots" said Smith in a clear reference to the plan to replace him with a robot by 2030 "although the Saints look a bit repetitive most of the time so perhaps Riddle was a robot prototype". Chris Riddle was lost somewhere in Jafaland but Smith said he would be catching up with him in a few weeks to point out Pompey's league position. Meanwhile Smith was amusing himself by talking to anyone that would listen about how Portsmouth are going to win the league. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall would only say that Smith was a bit "excitable" and should have a nice cup of tea.
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Give us a break
Smith is a man of great insight and wisdom
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