Aaron Holmwood was today appointed Orange Distribution Manager after an unusual request from his girlfriend for him to be appointed to the position. "We didn't really need an orange boy, I mean Manager as we never have oranges" said Rovers Manager Steve Hall "but what do you do when someone really wants to do the job". Holmwood starts his duties immediately and shaved off his trade mark goatee to look more like a boy, apparently a requirement for the role of being an Orange Distribution Manager. "We don't really care when he starts" said Hall "in fact some of the lads wanted a beer girl more than an orange boy". Holmwood was unavailable for comment but local orange distributers had yet to hear from him for a deal on cut rate oranges.
10 September 2006
Orange Distribution Manager Appointed
Aaron Holmwood was today appointed Orange Distribution Manager after an unusual request from his girlfriend for him to be appointed to the position. "We didn't really need an orange boy, I mean Manager as we never have oranges" said Rovers Manager Steve Hall "but what do you do when someone really wants to do the job". Holmwood starts his duties immediately and shaved off his trade mark goatee to look more like a boy, apparently a requirement for the role of being an Orange Distribution Manager. "We don't really care when he starts" said Hall "in fact some of the lads wanted a beer girl more than an orange boy". Holmwood was unavailable for comment but local orange distributers had yet to hear from him for a deal on cut rate oranges.
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Are you sure he doesn't sell used cars??
I heard he sold baby clothing - to his peers
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