Hussey Has Hair Implant

After the bizarre head shaving ritual by Jordan Petersen only yesterday sources close to the Land Rovers club have reported Eddie Hussey getting a chest hair implant this morning. Hussey evidently saw an opportunity to recycle some of the excess hair lying around from the shaving to enhance his chest area. "It's certainly unusual" said the source who did not want to be identified "but we hear he's been hanging around with nurses lately so no doubt he had his reasons". Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said he had no concerns about the unusual procedure unless it impacted on his star players performance. "I've heard of people getting rugs before and if Eddie feels the needs for a bit of extra coverage then good luck to him" said Hall "I can't see it impacting on his on field performance". Hussey would not comment on the unusual procedure and referred enquiries to his press agent.