Rovers Support Talk Like A Pirate Day

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall today said the Land Rovers Club fully supported International Talk Like A Pirate Day. "Aye me hearties" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "weer doooin our bit to talk like a pirrrate todayy". Hall said the Rovers team looked like Pirates at the best of times but talking like them added that extra level of authenticity "Shiver me timbers" said Hall "and stone the crows for that matter". Hall said Rovers were taking a quiet week off with no match this week. "Arrrrrr, matey Avast!" said Hall "it's the silly season".

In other news, Charlie Smith continued to scour the internet for reports on Portsmouth being top of the Premiership. "Make no mistake laddee" said Smith "we're eere to stay". Smith was not talking like a pirate at the time. For the uninitiated Portsmouth is a dodgey pirate town on the south coast of England where everyone talks like a pirate. Smith said they were looking into a not talking like a pirate day.