01 May 2006

Nash Calls In Lawyers

Player agent George Nash is believed to have called in his Glaswegian lawyers after comments made by Rovers manager Steve Hall. "Maheidsburstin Kinyegeemesumthinfurrit" said Nash, who would not be drawn further on the matter but looked to be in pain. "We're not sure what Mr Nash is up to because we couldn't find a translator"confirmed Hall. Rumours of the introduction of a salary cap into the league apparently triggered the problem. "It's a misunderstanding" suggested Hall "I think he overheard Charlie saying he wouldn't eat that celery crap and it all blew up from there" Hall went on to say Rovers would go into mediation if needed and were prepared to revisit a proposal to have celery as a compulsory lunch item before all future matches.

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